What? So, every LCSWT head coach has to win the league title three times in-a-row before he or she can win the Coach of the Year award? How come no one tell me? What do you mean it’s in the rules and regulations?

*Opens FASWPL_Rules_and_Regulations.pdf*

Oh, like that ah. Got friendship discount or not? If we go the whole season unbeaten — just two-in-a-row, can? Hello? Hello?!